we're blogging at a bar
Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
My first STD was from a foam party
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
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I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I just want to make out with him forever
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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