last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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