guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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