I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I love you. Go after that dick
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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