is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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