Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
what day is it and did you see me today?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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