Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
My breasts were aching with rage.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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