Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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