okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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