I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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