mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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