dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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