Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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