i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
we should paint friendship bongs
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