I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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