your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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