everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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