I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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