seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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