On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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