its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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