Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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