i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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