You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
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I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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