so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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