The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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