I'm going to rape someone's good day.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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