i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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