3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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