Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here