so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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