kristin has been a bad kristin
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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