my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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