enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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