Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
this hospital has no fireball
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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