Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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