You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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