How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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