That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
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I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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