Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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