youre lurking in front of me
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
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id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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