Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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