the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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