Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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