I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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