oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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