I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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