just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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