Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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