I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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