You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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