do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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