Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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